More Longhandles From 1971: The Carol Burnet Show, Season 5, Episode 15.

On CBS Television, this time featuring Ken Berry (1933-2018) of F Troop and Mayberry R.F.D. fame. He joined Carol in a humorous western skit. Appearing on her very popular TV show, Ken played a cowboy wearing a bright red union suit. 

 

In "The Saga of Lily and Billy," Carol and Ken starred as a young, newly wed coupled who soon departed Texas and headed for California, seeking fame and fortune. Billy was a horse-riding, singing cowboy who was convinced he could make it big in Hollywood. In a matter of minutes, he married Lily and off in the sunset they rode together on his sway-back horse, Dynamite.

 Several weeks after arriving in the Golden State, they lay awake in bed, night after night, worrying and wondering if they would ever make the big-time: 

Lily thought her new hubby love Dynamite more than her! 

Not True! As Lily paced the floor, Billy hopped out of bed to comfort her... 

Standing there in his long red underwear, boots, six shooters and hat (which he always wore to bed. He was a cowboy afterall), he reassured Lily his love for her knew no bounds and certainly loved her more than his flea bitten mount! 

Lily wasn't reassured, but suddenly there was a knock at the door. 

Who could that be in the middle of the night?! 

Billy, in his union suit, rushed over and opened the door... 

It was their "grizzled old" next door neighbor with good news. 

 

There was a stuntman opening in a Tom Mix movie! 

But Lily would hear nothing of that idea. She didn't want her husband getting hurt. 

So the men suggested she take the part herself. So she did!  

 

But Billy was not going to let his beloved horse get hurt in dangerous stunts just for a Tom Mix movie. Therefore, he grabbed the reins of Dynamite and out the door he marched in his long underwear!

Lily was on her own and found her way across town to the movie studio: 

 

Billy sat at home, day after day, getting soused on moonshine while Lily worked diligently as a stuntman, 'er, stuntwoman, breaking bones but earning enough for them to live on.

This sketch is a bit weak but the audience got a big kick out of this one. And, I'd bet my britches, so would you. Carol was at her crazy best. Watch this show on CBS / Paramount + to find out if Billy eventually dries out and whether Lily survives death defying stunts as a double in famed Hollywood Westerns.

Thanks to my bud, 'Bama Ken, for introducing me to another Carol Burnet winner.

The Walnuts

If you are old enough, you may remember The Carol Burnet Show which ran on CBS from September 1967 through March 1978. Maybe you youngsters have seen Carol and her co-stars in syndication. This popular show won 25 Emmy Awards during that very successful run. The show as a mixture of sketches, songs, comedy and featured a large number of famous performers over those years. 

One memorable sketch for Union Suit Fans was "The Walnuts," a parody of a very popular show at the time, The Waltons. If you're not familiar with the poignant storyline of John Boy and his devoted family, you can find information that show on the internet.

In "The Walnuts," Carol played the part of John Boy Walton with a slight name change to "John Girl."

Harvey Korman played Grandpa and Vicki Lawerence was Grandma:

The men folk in this sketch, as in the original The Waltons, wore union suits under their overalls and flannel shirts as viewed with their sleeves rolled up and top shirt buttons undone, as the entire family sat around the dinner table. 

Dinners over and time for bed!

 

At the very end of all The Waltons episodes, a view of their farm house was shown from outside in the dark. The family inside, wishing each other "Goodnight" as the lights flickered out. Here's "The Walnuts" take, a very humorous ending telling each other goodnight as the camera panned from one family member to the next:  

With grandpa in his underwear finally being pushed out of bed onto the floor:

The night time attire of all the Walnuts, men and women, boys and girls, a rural family, was long red union suits underwear. 

Thanks to The Carol Burnet Show and CBS. Catch this episode and many others on CBS Paramount+ and other streaming services such as Pluto, DailyMotion, Tubi. 

Down and Dysfunctional in Beverly Hills

In my July 5th Movie Trivia posting, Lonestar Mike first identified one of the two films based on only one scene: a teenage boy wearing a union suit which he had been sleeping in, running out to his front yard in the middle of the night, filming a video of his enraged next door neighbor. 

"Lonestar" correctly identified the movie, Down and Out In Beverly Hills, a 1986 comedy, released by Touchstone Films and The Walt Disney Studios. You remember. Believe it or not, the movie was based on the 1932 French film, Boudu Sauve Des Eaux, by Jean Renoir. This was the very first Disney film to have received an "R" rating! The boy, Max Whiteman, was played by Evan Richards. The neighbor was Orvis Goodnight (Little Richard). What a fit Little Richard threw out in the front yard of the ultra wealthy Dave Whiteman (Richard Dreyfuss), the boy's father. Other big stars in this movie included the incomparble Bette Middler (Dave's wife, Barbara) and Nick Nolte, as Jerry Baskin, was way down and out. 

Baskin was later saved from doing himself in by drowning the Whiteman's fountain. It's a great story if you haven't seen it. But, watch again if you have. 

But back to the teenager who had a not so great relationship with his dad and mom. At his age and demeanor, his primary form of communication was speaking through his home videos which he was constantly shooting. 

One night, Dave who had eyes for the hired maid, made mischief with her. This so excited the dog who caught them in the act, that the mutt ran crazily around the house, barking and jumping up and down, until it accidently set off the home alarm. That immediately brought a dozen or so cops in cars with sirens blaring and lights flashing, waking up the household as well as the neighbor.

Hearing the commotion, Max climbed out of bed*, grabbed his video camera and without dressing, ran out into the yard wearing only his union suit to begin filming the excitement:

The boy even beat his sweatty and exhausted dad outside. Dave had had to take a moment from his tryst to catch his breath, grab a robe and rush out in an attempt to calm the situation before his wife, Barbara, was awakened! Max happily filmed away, first the police helicopter and then dear ole daddy: 

Yikes, what's this coming through the bushes? Why, it's the next door neighbor, Mr. Orvis Goodnight, coming to investigate all the clamor. He looks none too happy. And, Max, never giving a thought that he was outside in his union suit underwear, thinking he better get some good footage of this: 

Orvis had come scurrying over from his mansion in his bathrobe, outraged, not only for having been awakened in the middle of the night, but because a large number of cops had descended on the Whiteman household, given them priority because of their wealth and because, Dave Whiteman was...uh...well, white! Orvis didn't believe for a moment he would have gotten the same attention from the police as did his intolerable neighbor. 

This was just the sort of action for which young Max lived and breathed. And it had fallen right into his underwear clad lap. Afterall, he was going to be a great avant-garde film maker. What with sirens still blasting, the dog barking, his dad yelling, the neighbor shrieking, what more could a boy ask for.

Suddenly, the family pooch decides to stop barking at the the police K-9 and chases after the neighbor, grabbing ahold of his robe: 

Max was elated. What a great movie. He would probably win an Oscar for this one! 

The excitement over, the cops are convinced it had all been a misunderstanding and go on their way. 

 

Even the helicopter pilot determines, "nothing to see here!"  

It's back to bed for Max. Soon he'll be dreaming about this night and looking forward to editing his best work yet! 

"Nite Dad"

* Factoid: When Max springs out of bed and grabs his camera, he's wearing a night shirt as his bed time attire. By the time he hits the front door, he has miraculously changed into his union suit.

A big thank you to Disney Studios and Touchstone Films, for another very amusing film.

Great job, Lonestar. You sure know your movies..Chris